i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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