Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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