playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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