I wish my penis had an off switch
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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