she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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