Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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