id be glad to
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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