If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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