So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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