Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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