also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I woke up under a house in Key West
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