I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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