At least make sure they are 18
Why
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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