$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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