I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she smelled like a LAN party
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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