Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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