oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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