laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
NoShamevember. You game?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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