Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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