that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize
