It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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