i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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