Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
