whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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