Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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