already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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