dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I am available for nakedness
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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