This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
