Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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