I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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