Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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