Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
