So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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