OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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