As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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