I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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