He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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