Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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