What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Are we still banned from the library?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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