it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I love you.
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