That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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