I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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