Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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