did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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