It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
then he tried to convert me to islam
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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