You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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