i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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