she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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