Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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