you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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