Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
how drunk are you?
Several
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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