Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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